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Best. Pratfalls. Ever. (35-64, 28 GB)

Owner John Hula / Email Team
Manager Cornelius Crane Chase
Stadium Village of the Damned
Mascot Goldie Hawn
Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché I'm Cornelius Crane Chase&you're not.
Cash Balance* 692
*In Thousands  
   

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Team History

Franchise Record1320-1434 (.479)Division Champion: 2022, 2017 
Owner Record537-567 (.486) 8 yearsLargest Victory Margin: 22 games (2022)
Most Wins92 (2022) 
Most Losses113 (2018) Gore Cup Champ: 2025; Bottom Feeder Champ: 2021, 2014
Team Roster - Week 20
Last Updated 7/30/2026 Player information semi-accurate as of 7/29/2026

Current Roster/Lineup

SlotNameML TeamPosAuth PosSalaryStatusContract
MTejay AntoneCin RP, x104  
L6Luis ArraezSFDH1B, 2B3092  
P5Javier AssadChC SP, RP702  
R4Anthony BenderMia RP486IL 
MCam BooserTB RP152  
L3Junior CamineroTB3B3B3564 2027
prBilly CarlsonCWS SS100m 
L2Jackson ChourioMilOFOF2079  
L8William ContrerasMilCC3650  
R6Chase DollanderCol SP, RP332IL 
MJackson FloraSF SP100m 
L7Lourdes GurrielAriOFOF1771IL 
prSteele HallCin SS100m 
IRCade HortonChC SP940IL 
TRaisel IglesiasAtl RP2410 2027*
L9Jeremiah JacksonBal2BOF, 3B, 2B212  
S3Drey JamesonAri RP115IL 
MJackson JobeDet SP200IL 
B2Blaze JordanStL 1B, 3B100  
MHeston KjerstadBal OF180m 
R3Michael KopechFA RP544  
L1Francisco LindorNYMSSSS5855  
MJonathan LoaisigaAri RP114  
L4Nathaniel LoweCin1B1B2515  
B5Austin MartinMin OF, 2B245  
S2Zebby MatthewsMin SP363  
MMarcelo MayerBos 3B, 2B, SS149IL 
MVictor Mesa Jr.TB OF100  
P1Max MeyerMia SP382IL2027*
S1Miles MikolasWas SP, RP1839  
P3Casey MizeDet SP1749 2026
B3Braden MontgomeryCWS OF100  
R1Owen MurphyAtl SP100m 
B4Nasim NunezWas SS, 2B111  
MJeferson QueroMil C100m 
R2Grayson RodriguezLAA SP373  
MRiver RyanLAD SP133m 
B6Gary SanchezMil C265  
TJohn SchreiberKC RP760  
TJuan SotoNYM OF7668IL 
TRyne StanekStL RP492  
TGiancarlo StantonNYY OF856IL 
B1Kyle StowersMia OF, 1B1142  
TGrant TaylorCWS RP, SP269  
L5Esmerlyn ValdezPitOFOF100  
P2Randy VasquezSD SP, RP1355  
P4Justin VerlanderDet SP2128IL 
R5Cole WinnTex RP620  
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary. 		 
 
 

Roster Limits

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) Hitters over 250 (21)
Minimum Pitchers (14) Pitchers over 250 (20)
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role Players over 250 (35)
    Players in minor league (10)

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45
These players don't count against your 40-man limit
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