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Plastic Ono Memory Elephants (26-34, 7 GB)

Owner John Hula / Email Team
Manager the walrus
Stadium shadows on the wall
Mascot the mongoose
Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché there are no problems, only solutions.
Cash Balance* 1340
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Team History

Franchise Record1679-1526 (.524)League Champion: 2017, 2008 
Owner Record690-564 (.550) 9 yearsConference Champion: 2025, 2017, 2008
Most Wins103 (2017)Division Champion: 2025, 2024, 2023, 2020, 2017, 2014, 2011, 2008, 2006
Most Losses91 (2009)Largest Victory Margin: 22 games (2017)Bottom Feeder Champ: 2021, 2010, 2004
Team Roster - Week 13
Last Updated 6/12/2026 Player information semi-accurate as of 6/10/2026

Current Roster/Lineup

SlotNameML TeamPosAuth PosSalaryStatusContract
P1Jacob deGromTex SP2860 2026
L4Spencer TorkelsonDet1B1B2561 2026
P3Casey MizeDet SP1749IL2026
L3Francisco LindorNYMSSSS5855IL 
L5Eugenio SuarezCin3B3B4260  
R1Edwin DiazLAD RP3698IL 
P2Dylan CeaseTor SP3247  
P5Chris SaleAtl SP2729  
L2Ozzie AlbiesAtl2B2B2597  
P4Mitch KellerPit SP2580  
L6Jeremy PenaHouDHSS2440  
R3Carlos EstevezKC RP2357IL 
TNick LodoloCin SP2292  
TLuis SeverinoAth SP2037IL 
L7Lourdes GurrielAriOFOF1771IL 
L8J.T. RealmutoPhiCC1457  
IRLuis RobertNYM OF1184IL 
B2Brooks LeeMin 2B, 3B, SS1003  
B1Rhys HoskinsCle 1B895  
L9Giancarlo StantonNYYOFOF856IL 
L1Cam SmithHouOFOF845  
 Jacob WebbChC RP797  
B3Jasson DominguezNYY OF771IL 
R2Hogan HarrisAth RP707  
TMichael KopechFA RP544  
TJoey BartPit C511IL 
 Ryne StanekStL RP492  
R5Anthony BenderMia RP486  
S2Emerson HancockSea SP437  
 Mark LeiterAth RP426  
S1Max MeyerMia SP382  
B6Henry DavisPit C295  
B5Austin MartinMin OF, 2B245  
R6Justin SlatenBos RP230  
MRobert HassellWas OF217m 
MMarcelo MayerBos 3B, 2B, SS149  
S3Drey JamesonAri RP115  
R4Jonathan LoaisigaAri RP114  
MOwen CaissieMia OF100  
MBryce RainerDet SS100m 
MCarter BaumlerTex RP100IL 
B4Nick YorkePit 2B, 1B, OF, 3B100m 
MGage WoodPhi SP100m 
prBilly CarlsonCWS SS100m 
MSlade CaldwellAri OF100m 
MVictor Mesa Jr.TB OF100  
prEli WillitsWas SS100m 
MTommy TroyAri SS, 2B, OF100  
 
 
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Roster Limits

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) Hitters over 250 (21)
Minimum Pitchers (14) Pitchers over 250 (20)
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role Players over 250 (35)
    Players in minor league (10)

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45

These players don't count against your 40-man limit
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