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Three Blind Mouse-ketiers (34-26, 3 GB)

Owner Jason Kiernan / Email Team
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Stadium Piere's house
Mascot fleur-de-lis
Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché One for all and all for one prize!
Cash Balance* 5773
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Team History

Franchise Record1280-1324 (.492)League Champion: 2021 
Owner Record518-436 (.543) 7 yearsConference Champion: 2021, 2020
Most Wins92 (2021)Division Champion: 2021, 2020
Most Losses111 (2009)Largest Victory Margin: 18 games (2021)Gore Cup Champ: 2019, 2016; Bottom Feeder Champ: 2025, 2023
Association Champion: 2021, 2020
Federation Champion: 2020
Benchwarmer Bash - Runner Up: 2020
Team Roster - Week 13
Last Updated 6/12/2026 Player information semi-accurate as of 6/10/2026

Current Roster/Lineup

SlotNameML TeamPosAuth PosSalaryStatusContract
L2William ContrerasMilCC3650  
L1Randy ArozarenaSeaOFOF3273  
L7Seiya SuzukiChCOFOF3103 2027
L8Dansby SwansonChCSSSS2968  
L6Ketel MarteAriDH2B2759  
P2Nathan EovaldiTex SP2634  
R1Robert SuarezAtl RP2385  
L9Matt ChapmanSF3B3B2262  
B2Michael BuschChC 1B2127 2027
P4Patrick CorbinTor SP2008  
L3Brandon LowePit2B2B1846  
L5Jo AdellLAAOFOF1742  
TShane SmithCWS SP1644m 
L4Willson ContrerasBos1B1B1610 2026
TRyan HelsleyBal RP1442IL 
P3Davis MartinCWS SP1388  
B1Kerry CarpenterDet OF1284 2026
TJavier BaezDet 3B, SS, OF, 2B1097IL 
B5Nolan GormanStL 2B, 3B, 1B930  
R3Sean NewcombCWS RP806  
R2Bryan BakerTB RP683  
IRJustin SteeleChC SP677IL 
TPedro PagesStL C646  
S1Dustin MayStL SP626  
B3Randal GrichukCWS OF614  
S2Mike BurrowsHou SP584  
P1Emerson HancockSea SP437  
TCurtis MeadWas 1B, 3B, 2B281  
B4Gary SanchezMil C265  
TLuisangel AcunaCWS 2B, 3B, SS, OF189  
MKris BryantCol DH184IL 
MGregory SantosSF RP168m 
R5Brent HeadrickNYY RP166  
MGarrett MitchellMil OF155  
R4Chase SilsethLAA RP122  
B6Nasim NunezWas SS, 2B111  
R6Gus VarlandWas RP103  
 Samuel AldegheriLAA SP, RP100  
MMax ClarkDet OF100m 
MSpencer JonesNYY OF100  
P5Anthony KayCWS SP100  
MSpencer MilesTor RP, SP100  
MKendry RojasMin SP, RP100IL 
MTyler SamaniegoBos RP100m 
MRyan WeissHou SP, RP100m 
 
 
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Roster Limits

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) Hitters over 250 (21)
Minimum Pitchers (14) Pitchers over 250 (20)
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role Players over 250 (35)
    Players in minor league (10)

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45

These players don't count against your 40-man limit
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