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Fiorello's Hard Boiled Eggs (66-84, 19 GB)
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Owner
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Jason Kiernan / Email Team
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| Manager |
Otis B. Driftwood |
| Stadium |
The Stateroom |
| Mascot |
There ain't no Sanity Clause! |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
who's on first?
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| Cash Balance* |
973 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 666-438 (.603) | League Champion: 2020, 2018 | | | Owner Record | 666-438 (.603) 8 years | Conference Champion: 2020, 2018, 2017 | | Most Wins | 101 (2021, 2017) | Division Champion: 2022, 2021, 2020, 2018, 2017 | | Most Losses | 84 (2019) | Largest Victory Margin: 23 games (2022) | | | Federation Champion: 2018 | | Benchwarmer Bash - Champion: 2018 |
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| Last Updated 9/10/2025 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 9/16/2025 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| M | Luisangel Acuna | NYM | | SS, 2B | 100 | | | | L4 | Jo Adell | LAA | OF | OF | 859 | | 2026* | | B6 | Miguel Amaya | ChC | | C | 553 | IL | | | L6 | Miguel Andujar | Cin | OF | OF, 3B | 488 | | | | B1 | Javier Baez | Det | | SS, 3B, OF, 2B | 813 | | 2026* | | B3 | Warming Bernabel | Col | | SS, 1B | 100 | IL | | | T | Kris Bryant | Col | | OF, 1B | 353 | IL | | | T | Walker Buehler | Phi | | SP | 532 | | | | R6 | Brock Burke | LAA | | RP | 270 | | | | M | Denzel Clarke | Ath | | OF | 100 | IL | | | M | Ethan Conrad | ChC | | OF | 100 | m | | | L3 | William Contreras | Mil | C | C | 4551 | | | | L5 | Willson Contreras | StL | DH | C, 1B | 1039 | | 2026* | | P4 | Patrick Corbin | Tex | | SP | 1780 | | | | S2 | Yu Darvish | SD | | SP | 1263 | | | | P2 | Nathan Eovaldi | Tex | | SP | 2580 | IL | 2026* | | R2 | Carlos Estevez | KC | | RP | 1190 | | 2026* | | L9 | Luis V. Garcia | Was | 2B | 2B | 1564 | | | | P1 | Lucas Giolito | Bos | | SP | 913 | | | | M | Sawyer Gipson-Long | Det | | SP, RP | 114 | IL | | | L8 | Paul Goldschmidt | NYY | 1B | 1B | 3448 | | | | B5 | Randal Grichuk | KC | | OF | 905 | | | | L2 | Ian Happ | ChC | OF | OF | 3611 | | | | T | Ryan Helsley | NYM | | RP | 3606 | | 2025 | | L1 | Gunnar Henderson | Bal | SS | SS | 5414 | | 2026 | | S3 | Kyle Hendricks | LAA | | SP | 774 | | | | T | Rhys Hoskins | Mil | | 1B | 1364 | | 2025 | | T | Joe Jimenez | Atl | | RP | 1372 | IL | | | pr | Termarr Johnson | Pit | | 2B, SS | 100 | m | | | B2 | Carson Kelly | ChC | | C | 534 | | | | Cut | Jack Kochanowicz | LAA | | SP | 286 | m | | | P3 | Stephen Kolek | KC | | RP, SP | 188 | | | | P5 | Jack Leiter | Tex | | SP | 100 | | | | L7 | Christopher Morel | TB | 3B | 2B, 3B, OF | 1388 | | | | R3 | Sean Newcomb | Ath | | RP, SP | 104 | | | | M | Kyren Paris | LAA | | 2B, SS, OF | 100 | m | | | pr | Joseph Parker | Tor | | SS | 100 | m | | | M | Drew Pomeranz | ChC | | RP | 125 | | | | B4 | Austin Riley | Atl | | 3B | 3000 | IL | | | M | Kumar Rocker | Tex | | SP | 100 | m | | | M | Shane Smith | CWS | | RP, SP | 100 | | | | T | Mitch Spence | Ath | | SP, RP | 697 | | | | R1 | Robert Suarez | SD | | RP | 1607 | | 2025 | | R4 | Matt Svanson | StL | | RP | 100 | | | | R5 | Justin Topa | Min | | RP | 451 | IL | | | S1 | Will Warren | NYY | | SP | 100 | | | | pr | Eli Willits | Was | | SS | 100 | m | | | IR | Masataka Yoshida | Bos | | DH, OF | 1228 | | 2025 |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limits
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
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| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
| Players on IR (max 1): |
Prospects (max 5): |
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