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Grannies Salami and Taters (81-69, 8 GB)
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Owner
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Jason Kiernan / Email Team
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| Manager |
Lou Gherig |
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| Mascot |
AROD on Roids |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
go granny, go granny, it's your birthday |
| Cash Balance* |
1350 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 836-569 (.595) | League Champion: 2024, 2022, 2020 | | | Owner Record | 836-569 (.595) 10 years | Conference Champion: 2024, 2022, 2020, 2016 | | Most Wins | 99 (2022) | Division Champion: 2024, 2022, 2021, 2020, 2016 | | Most Losses | 73 (2019) | Largest Victory Margin: 15 games (2021, 2016) | Gore Cup Champ: 2017 |
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| Last Updated 3/8/2026 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 3/3/2026 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| P1 | Carlos Rodon | NYY | | SP | 4090 | | | | L5 | William Contreras | Mil | C | C | 3650 | | | | L6 | Bryan Reynolds | Pit | OF | OF | 3054 | | | | P3 | Jacob deGrom | Tex | | SP | 2860 | | 2026 | | P4 | Chris Sale | Atl | | SP | 2729 | | | | L4 | C.J. Abrams | Was | SS | SS | 2661 | | | | P2 | Nathan Eovaldi | Tex | | SP | 2634 | | 2026 | | L2 | Ozzie Albies | Atl | 2B | 2B | 2597 | | | | L1 | Spencer Torkelson | Det | 1B | 1B | 2561 | | 2027 | | R1 | Robert Suarez | Atl | | RP | 2385 | | | | P5 | Nick Lodolo | Cin | | SP | 2292 | | | | L3 | Nolan Arenado | Ari | 3B | 3B | 1776 | | | | L7 | Jo Adell | LAA | OF | OF | 1742 | | | | S3 | Shane Smith | CWS | | SP | 1644 | | | | R2 | Ryan Helsley | Bal | | RP | 1442 | | | | L8 | Luis Robert | NYM | OF | OF | 1184 | | | | B1 | Javier Baez | Det | | 3B, SS, OF, 2B | 1097 | | | | L9 | Jonathan Aranda | TB | DH | 1B | 939 | | 2026 | | T | Gabriel Arias | Cle | | 2B, SS, 3B | 829 | | | | R3 | Sean Newcomb | CWS | | RP | 806 | | | | B3 | Jasson Dominguez | NYY | | OF | 771 | | | | B4 | Pedro Pages | StL | | C | 646 | | | | B6 | Randal Grichuk | NYY | | OF | 614 | m | | | T | Mitch Spence | KC | | RP | 570 | | | | B2 | Connor Norby | Mia | | 3B | 562 | | | | Cut | Joe Jimenez | Atl | | RP | 524 | IL | | | S2 | Max Meyer | Mia | | SP | 382 | | | | R4 | Justin Topa | Min | | RP | 379 | | | | T | Alek Manoah | LAA | | SP | 302 | | | | S1 | Kumar Rocker | Tex | | SP | 261 | | | | R6 | Hunter Harvey | ChC | | RP | 201 | | | | T | Luisangel Acuna | CWS | | 2B, 3B, SS | 189 | | | | M | Kris Bryant | Col | | DH | 184 | IL | | | T | Gregory Santos | SF | | RP | 168 | m | | | M | Denzel Clarke | Ath | | OF | 161 | | | | R5 | Robert Stephenson | LAA | | RP | 150 | | | | M | Nasim Nunez | Was | | SS, 2B | 111 | | | | M | Aaron Sanchez | KC | | SP, x | 106 | m | | | M | Jacob Berry | Mia | | 1B, 3B | 100 | m | | | M | Ethan Conrad | ChC | | OF | 100 | m | | | M | Druw Jones | Ari | | OF | 100 | m | | | B5 | Jordan Lawlar | Ari | | 3B, 2B | 100 | | | | M | Victor Mesa Jr. | TB | | OF | 100 | | | | M | Jedixson Paez | CWS | | SP | 100 | | | | M | R.J. Petit | Col | | RP | 100 | | |
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Roster Limits
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Roster Maximums |
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
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| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
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Prospects (max 5): |
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