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Plush sung by Percival Edmund (47-34, +8 GA)

Owner Jason Kiernan / Email Team
Manager Phillip Chang
Stadium N.O.W.H.E.R.E
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Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché Superboy can't beat me
Cash Balance* 4873
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Team History

Franchise Record560-394 (.587)League Champion: 2023, 2019 
Owner Record560-394 (.587) 7 yearsConference Champion: 2024, 2023, 2022, 2019
Most Wins98 (2021)Division Champion: 2024, 2023, 2022, 2021, 2019
Most Losses69 (2023)Largest Victory Margin: 10 games (2021) 
Association Champion: 2024
Team Roster - Week 16
Last Updated 7/4/2025 Player information semi-accurate as of 7/3/2025

Current Roster/Lineup

SlotNameML TeamPosAuth PosSalaryStatusContract
L7Bryce HarperPhi1B1B4009  
L9Jake BurgerTex3B1B, 3B1793  
L5Brandon LoweTBDH2B, 1B1281  
L8Xander BogaertsSD2B2B, SS1921  
prTermarr JohnsonPit 2B, SS100m 
MOliver DunnMil 3B109m 
MJace JungDet 3B101m 
TGabriel AriasCle 3B, 1B, 2B, SS, OF286IL 
B1Miguel VargasCWS 3B, OF, 1B301  
B2Ernie ClementTor 3B, SS, 2B, 1B861  
L2William ContrerasMilCC4551  
B5Carson KellyChC C534  
B6Joey BartPit C417  
TYordan AlvarezHou OF4310IL 
L3Riley GreeneDetOFOF1743 2026
B4Randal GrichukAri OF905  
L4Jo AdellLAAOFOF859  
L6Kyle StowersMiaOFOF213  
TVictor ScottStL OF151  
B3Denzel ClarkeAth OF100  
MAlejandro OsunaTex OF100  
IRKris BryantCol OF, 1B353IL 
R1Ryan HelsleyStL RP3606 2025
R2Robert SuarezSD RP1607 2025
R5Chad GreenTor RP552  
R6Justin TopaMin RP451  
R4Jonathan LoaisigaNYY RP142  
R3Drew PomeranzChC RP125  
MSeth HalvorsenCol RP100  
S1Grant HolmesAtl RP, SP432  
MStephen KolekSD RP, SP188  
MShane SmithCWS RP, SP100  
TChris SaleAtl SP4400IL2025
P3Nathan EovaldiTex SP2580  
P5Garrett CrochetBos SP2111 2025
S3Patrick CorbinTex SP1780  
P2Eduardo RodriguezAri SP927  
P1Lucas GiolitoBos SP913  
P4Kyle HendricksLAA SP774  
TRandy VasquezSD SP418  
MLance McCullersHou SP224  
MKyle HartSD SP100m 
S2Mitch SpenceAth SP, RP697  
MSawyer Gipson-LongDet SP, RP114IL 
L1Trea TurnerPhiSSSS3032  
MLuisangel AcunaNYM SS, 2B100m 
 
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Roster Limits

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) Hitters over 250 (21)
Minimum Pitchers (14) Pitchers over 250 (20)
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role Players over 250 (35)
    Players in minor league (10)

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45

These players don't count against your 40-man limit
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