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Beatleball --- Dinkytown Hooligans (72-78, 14 GB)
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Owner
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Jon Swanson / Email Team
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| Manager |
Doug Woog |
| Stadium |
Dinkytown Dome |
| Mascot |
Crazed hockey fans (performing post-game shows) |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry
/ Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
Bring on the championship riots! |
| Cash Balance* |
45181 |
| *In Thousands |
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Instant Messaging: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 1560-1494 (.511) | Division Champion: 2010 | | | Owner Record | 1560-1494 (.511) 21 years | Largest Victory Margin: 3 games (2010) | | Most Wins | 90 (2023) | | | Most Losses | 86 (2005) | | Bottom Feeder Champ: 2007 |
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This roster is currently legal
| This lineup is currently ILLEGAL - Here are the problems: One or more players must be placed in a slot You need 9 players in the batting order - you have 0 One or more slots of your batting order are empty You need 6 players on the bench - you have 0 You need 5 pitchers in the starting rotation - you have 0 You need 6 pitchers in the bullpen - you have 0 You need 3 pitchers as spot pitchers - you have 0 Incorrect number of players at DH Incorrect number of players at C Incorrect number of players at 1B Incorrect number of players at 2B Incorrect number of players at 3B Incorrect number of players at SS Incorrect number of players at OF
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| Last Updated 10/26/2025 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 12/12/2025 |
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Slot |
Name |
ML Team |
Pos |
Auth Pos |
Salary |
Status |
Contract |
| | Corbin Carroll | Ari | | OF | 4856 | | 2026 | | | Brice Turang | Mil | | 2B | 3356 | | 2026* | | | Luis Arraez | FA | | 1B, 2B | 3092 | | | | | Byron Buxton | Min | | OF | 2300 | | 2027 | | | Alec Bohm | Phi | | 3B, 1B | 1770 | | | | | Ronald Acuna | Atl | | OF | 1677 | | 2026 | | | Ryan O'Hearn | FA | | 1B, OF | 1570 | | | | | Otto Lopez | Mia | | 2B, SS | 1488 | | | | | Oneil Cruz | Pit | | OF | 1461 | | | | | Jesus Sanchez | Hou | | OF | 1328 | | | | | Mike Trout | LAA | | OF | 1310 | | | | | Alejandro Kirk | Tor | | C | 1282 | | 2026* | | | Matt McLain | Cin | | 2B | 1109 | | | | | Keibert Ruiz | Was | | C | 671 | | | | | Pavin Smith | Ari | | 1B | 419 | | | | | Brady House | Was | | 3B | 301 | | | | | Tyler Heineman | Tor | | C | 195 | | | | | Yanquiel Fernandez | Col | | OF | 153 | | | | | Emmanuel Rodriguez | Min | | OF, x | 100 | | | | | Enrique Bradfield | Bal | | OF, x | 100 | m | | | | Cam Collier | Cin | | 3B, x | 100 | m | | | | JJ Wetherholt | StL | | SS, 3B, x | 100 | m | | | | Yusei Kikuchi | LAA | | SP | 2825 | | 2026 | | | Ranger Suarez | FA | | SP | 2788 | | 2026 | | | Zack Littell | FA | | SP | 2607 | | | | | David Bednar | NYY | | RP | 2487 | | 2026* | | | Tyler Anderson | FA | | SP | 1955 | | | | | Shane Baz | TB | | SP | 1654 | | | | | Jameson Taillon | ChC | | SP | 1562 | | | | | Louis Varland | Tor | | RP | 1148 | | | | | Andrew Heaney | FA | | SP | 1130 | | | | | Tim Hill | NYY | | RP | 1038 | | | | | Simeon Woods Richardson | Min | | SP | 1033 | | | | | Spencer Strider | Atl | | SP | 1017 | | | | | Kyle Finnegan | Det | | RP | 1017 | | 2026 | | | Hoby Milner | ChC | | RP | 945 | | | | | Jose Butto | SF | | RP | 452 | | | | | David Festa | Min | | SP | 338 | | | | | Jorge Alcala | FA | | RP | 287 | | | | | D.L. Hall | Mil | | RP | 233 | | | | | Mick Abel | Min | | SP | 142 | | | | | Charlee Soto | Min | | SP, x | 100 | m | | | | Tink Hence | StL | | SP, x | 100 | | | | pr | Arjun Nimmala | Tor | | SS, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Wehiwa Aloy | Bal | | SS, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Theodore Gillen | TB | | OF, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Riley Quick | Min | | SP, x | 100 | m | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limts
| Roster Minimums |
Roster Maximums |
| Category |
Current Value |
Category |
Current Value |
| Minimum Hitters (15) |
22 |
Hitters over 250 (21) |
16 |
| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
21 |
Pitchers over 250 (20) |
17 |
| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
0 |
Players over 250 (35) |
33 |
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Players in minor league (10) |
0 |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
43 |
| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
| Players on IR (max 1): 0 |
Prospects (max 5): 4 |
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