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Owner
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John Stroba / Email Team
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| Manager |
Pap Smear |
| Stadium |
Clover Field |
| Mascot |
Julia Scarlett Elizabeth Louis-Dreyfus |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry
/ Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
We eat babies! |
| Cash Balance* |
3821 |
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Instant Messaging: |
Gilesdemon (AIM), Phoenix Changeweaver (MSN)
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 1287-1018 (.558) | League Champion: 2015, 2011 | | | Owner Record | 383-368 (.510) 5 years | Conference Champion: 2023, 2015, 2013, 2011 | | Most Wins | 112 (2013) | Division Champion: 2025, 2023, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010 | | Most Losses | 90 (2019) | Largest Victory Margin: 37 games (2013) | |
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This roster is currently legal
| This lineup is currently ILLEGAL - Here are the problems:
One or more players must be placed in a slot
You need 6 players on the bench - you have 5
You need 6 pitchers in the bullpen - you have 3
You need 3 pitchers as spot pitchers - you have 1
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| Last Updated 3/8/2026 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 3/3/2026 |
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Roster Limts
| Roster Minimums |
Roster Maximums |
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Current Value |
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Current Value |
| Minimum Hitters (15) |
25 |
Hitters over 250 (21) |
16 |
| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
18 |
Pitchers over 250 (20) |
14 |
| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
0 |
Players over 250 (35) |
30 |
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Players in minor league (10) |
9 |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
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43 |
| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
| Players on IR (max 1): 0 |
Prospects (max 5): 0 |
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