| A League About Nothing | The Owls Are Not What They Seem | 43-44 9 GB |
| American Association | Punxsutawney Philistines | 51-36 +3 GA |
| Anchorman League | Grand Rapids Founders' Farseers | 51-36 +11 GA |
| B Movie Actor League | Brisco County Dharmanauts | 55-32 +6 GA |
| Batman League | Winged Vengeance | 48-39 1 GB |
| Beatleball | Plastic Ono Memory Elephants | 52-35 +1 GA |
| Big Red Machine League | Sparky Anderson Sparkplugs | 48-39 --- |
| Birdland | Ocean City s0t0htani | 48-39 +6 GA |
| Bleed Dodger Blue | Vinnie Bleeds Dodger Blue Forever | 35-52 25 GB |
| Blue and Gray League | Corwin's Silver and Azure Raiment | 50-37 +6 GA |
| Born to Run League | Escape from New Jersey In a Green Ford Taurus SHO | 52-35 +5 GA |
| British Invasion League | Band of Brothers & Their AC DC Oasis Reunion | 51-36 +5 GA |
| Broadway League | The Lamb Seems Right Out Of Place Under Manmade Neon Lights | 57-30 1 GB |
| Bronx Bombers League | Bronxboro Blockheads | 43-44 10 GB |
| Chevy Chase League | Best. Pratfalls. Ever. | 52-35 --- |
| Commissioners League | Gotham Gargoyles | 47-40 3 GB |
| Deuces Wild League | Deuces Looses | 44-43 11 GB |
| Five Boroughs League | Shaolin Killa Bees | 38-49 16 GB |
| Four Star League | General Anesthetic | 44-43 4 GB |
| Game Night League | Qwyjibo Disestablishmentarianists | 46-41 4 GB |
| Golden Throat League | Harwell's Harriers | 47-40 +3 GA |
| Gone But Not Forgotten League | Golden Gate International Expos | 54-33 --- |
| Great Lakes League | Grand Haven Love Shacks | 47-40 6 GB |
| Grunge League | Hey Man Nice Shot | 54-33 +6 GA |
| Hall of Fame League | San Diego Surfriders | 51-36 +2 GA |
| Home of the Brave | Alphabet Street Paizley Prinxes | 44-43 16 GB |
| K Street League | Cincinnati Red Legs 4 | 47-40 --- |
| Longball League | Twin Peaks Percolators | 46-41 13 GB |
| Marxball | Freedonia Freedom Fighters | 44-43 5 GB |
| Minnie & Paul League | American Samoa Tin Can Tauva Silisili | 63-24 +8 GA |
| Motor City League | Trumbull Rumblers | 42-45 17 GB |
| North Siders League | The Blues Brothers Rhythm and Blues Revue | 52-35 +10 GA |
| Original Six League | Yzermen Than Me Have Told Me What To Do | 41-46 10 GB |
| Reality Bites | Silver Screen | 36-51 22 GB |
| Redbirds League | California Quakes | 45-42 11 GB |
| Royal Flush League | Runner Runner Royal Flush | 48-39 1 GB |
| Scooby Doo League | Harlem Ghostbusters | 44-43 1 GB |
| Shadowball League | Inevitability Engine | 35-52 12 GB |
| Silver Screen League | Reality Bites | 47-40 3 GB |
| South Siders League | Christmas Cannons | 52-35 --- |
| Steel City League | Roberto's Boys | 41-46 10 GB |
| Superman League | Fusilli Jerries | 48-39 3 GB |
| That's the Fact Jack League | Groundhog Central Weather Prognosticators | 51-36 +4 GA |
| They Might Be Giants | Put Your Hand Inside The Puppet Head | 49-38 2 GB |
| ThirtyThirtysomething League | Strawberry Fields Steals and Smashes the Ball Forever | 43-44 16 GB |
| Three of a Kind League | Hudson River 3-Eyed Fish | 33-54 20 GB |
| Tobacco Road League | Coach Kafka's Dukedom Obfuscators | 51-36 13 GB |
| Triple Crown League | Miguel Cabrera's Magnificent Tripling Tricksters | 42-45 6 GB |
| Wes Anderson League | Perambulation on the Eve of Saint Norbert's Descent into the Maelstrom | 52-35 +5 GA |
| Whiff League | Spaceman Spiff | 40-47 12 GB |
| White Elephant League | Kerouac Dharma Bums | 43-44 5 GB |
| Will Ferrell League | Yet To Be Named Baseball Player Character | 44-43 --- |
| Winners Circle League | Detroit Prohaskas | 49-38 +5 GA |
